gaypussyretard:

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1041w:

sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:

(via babyaries97)

speedlimit15:

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep
netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands
me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

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tinysaurus-rex:

bunjywunjy:

todaysbird:

here’s a picture of a baby cedar waxwing begging for food from a robin. neither of these species are nest parasites, so it’s not possible the cedar waxwing was ‘adopted’. this is essentially the bird version of tapping a random person on the shoulder at the grocery store and going “MOM”

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I love that the robin’s body language is basically WHAT THE FUCK WHOSE KID IS THIS

Robin is bathing which make’s it even funnier. More like the equivalent of a strange kid barging in while you’re taking a shower and demanding you make them mac n cheese right now

(via sasukespussy)

tokoyamisstuff:

hellofromlesbistan:

lesbuchanan:

alligator210:

Where was Bucky Barnes during the whole Eric taking over Wakanda? Like was he just guarding the goats?

Erik: I’ve killed your king and now we’re gonna get revenge on the white people!

Bucky, a white who was snuck into the country completely illegally:

I AM WHEEZING

(Source: abigail-is-meh, via babyaries97)

hildawhite:

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

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circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

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